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President Trump sends thoughts and prayers to Fortnite asteroid victims

US President Donald Trump has vowed to do everything he can to support American victims of the Fortnite asteroid.

Trump: I’m not in peach, it’s my natural skin colour

Donald Trump has responded to renewed calls for his impeachment by insisting his “healthy orange glow” is his natural skin tone.

Trump sends his condolences to the family of Thomas Cook

US President Donald Trump says he is deeply saddened to hear about the collapse of Thomas Cook.

Trump responds to “very real” space threat

US President Donald Trump has created a new Pentagon command that will focus on defending American interests against attacks from space.

Trump: I’d nuke the Commons from orbit just to be sure

Donald Trump has congratulated Boris Johnson for suspending Parliament but says he’d nuke the site from orbit just to be sure.

Trump replaces Smith for third Ashes Test

US President Donald Trump has been drafted into the Australian Cricket team for the 3rd Ashes test match at Headingley on Wednesday, Cricket Australia has confirmed.

Trump tweets dick pic in support of Whitney Cummings

US Tweeter in Chief Donald Trump has unleashed an extreme close up of “Lil’ Donny” on an unsuspecting internet in support of comedian Whitney Cummings.

Trump vows to make America suck again

Donald Trump has indicated that making America suck again will form the cornerstone of his re-election campaign by launching a range of high-quality Trump-branded plastic straws.

Apollo 11: Trump hails American heroes Wallace and Gromit

Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the historic Apollo 11 mission, which took the first humans to the moon’s surface, President Donald Trump has praised the bravery and heroism of astronauts, Wallace and Gromit.

Scottish airports closed following Trump Twitter tirade

Airports in Scotland have been closed indefinitely over fears that Donald Trump, whose mother was Scottish and emigrated to America in 1930, may attempt to go back to where he came from following his impeachment.

Inept, dysfunctional and divided government investigate Trump email leak

The UK government has launched an investigation after diplomatic emails were leaked to The Mail on Sunday.

Ambassador smooths over Trump row with tray of gold foil wrapped chocolate

Under fire British ambassador Sir Kim Darroch seemed to have avoided an international crisis last night by sending a significant portion of a well-known brand of hazelnut and wafer chocolates to the White House.