Reports say Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, was not injured by a fall from the fence he has been sat on for the last three years.
Mr Corbyn was seen to wobble on his perch on Monday when several trade union leaders called on their membership to give the fence a good old shake but managed to hold his position.
It is thought that deputy leader, Tom Watson, may have caused his leader’s final disgraceful dismount after he rallied Labour Party members to give the fence a final rattle in the hope of dislodging the ‘Dangerous Hero’ on Tuesday afternoon.
The Labour Leader emerged unscathed by his time astride the great Brexit divide and his subsequent fall, but due to the fence falling down it remains unclear which side of it he landed on.
Early reports suggested that Corbyn landed with an elegant commando roll on the side of a second referendum, in which he’ll back remaining in the EU, making Labour the de facto party of remoaners.
However, reverse angle footage appears to show the 70-year-old landing on his head before dusting himself down and telling his disciples that if Labour won a general election, they’d only require a “confirmatory vote” to leave the EU with a Labour negotiated Brexit deal.
Fence owner and Brexit Party head honcho, Nigel Farage, is said to be furious by the damage Mr Corbyn’s supporters have caused and declared he’d have the fence back in place, dividing the country, as soon as possible.