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Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un record duet of I Walk the Line

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un could commemorate their historic third date by releasing a duet of the Johnny Cash hit, I Walk the Line.

The US President, Donald Trump, surprised the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-un, with an impromptu visit while on his way home from the G20 summit in Japan this weekend.

This is the first time the two have spoken since Trump walked out on Kim during their romantic weekend in Vietnam earlier this year, and may signal that Kim has broken off his relationship with Vladimir Putin.

What happens in the DMZ stays in the DMZ

On Saturday, Trump tweeted a message to Chairman Kim saying, “Hey babe, just in your neighbourhood thought I’d come over say hi! That Ok? Could meet you at the border/DMZ. Call me?” 

The two leaders were later spotted smiling and holding hands while they enjoyed an afternoon stroll through the demilitarised zone that divides the two Koreas.

Stopping at the North Korean border, Mr Kim was seen to whisper something to Mr Trump before the couple skipped back and forth over the military demarcation line several times, while laughing and waving to the assembled paparazzi. 

Marking the occasion

Commentators have been quick to point out that this is not the first time the US President has crossed the line, but Mr Trump still declared it a “big moment” and “that he was proud to walk the line for Kim”.

Following their romantic walk, the pair retreated from the cameras for private talks where it is believed they also recorded a duet of the 1957 Johnny Cash song to commemorate the occasion. 


How rich are you?

Woman Shopping
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Harry and Meghan have just splashed £2.4m on a new kitchen and some scatter cushions, and Tory leadership contender Jeremy Hunt has an estimated personal wealth of £14m, but how rich are you? 

Just spent the weekend at Glastonbury

You may dress like a hippie but let’s face it if you can spare £250 for the ticket, £550 for falafel and cider, and £1000 for a luxury-glamping-yurt complete with Prosecco tap and a butler to hose down your Hunter wellingtons, you’re basically part of the 1%.

Conservative leadership challenger 

You are loaded compared to the ‘ordinary people’, but the real money’s on the back benches and in the Lords. To them, you’re nothing more than a lottery winner with an unused Jet Ski and an old sofa in the front garden. Time to start thinking about founding your own offshore investment fund old boy.

London beer drinker

Six quid a pint? You must be minted. Pack in the booze and retire at once.

Teacher 

Teaching is a reward in itself; you are indeed the wealthiest person in the country and therefore deserve no more handouts or pay rises from the government.

Waitrose shopper 

Congratulations you are the first in your family to be able to afford to feed the kids fair trade sustainable quinoa. Enjoy that feeling of wealth with every bland and dry mouthful. 

Blogger and influencer

You certainly look like a member of the idle rich, sat in Starbucks all day with your £3500 MacBook drafting your latest witty spoof blog entry, but the sixteen-year-old barista probably stepped over you this morning when she opened the shop. Face it, you live in an overpriced coffee shop and need to get a job.

Nurse 

See teacher and expect a pay freeze once the Tory leadership race is over. 

Investment banker

What people don’t understand is that with the kids’ school fees, the bills from the Ferrari garage, the mistress, the trophy wife, the ex-wife, and the cost of mooring a yacht in Saint-Tropez now the pound’s tanked, there’s barely change from a six-figure bonus to pay your coke dealer. The Big Issue guy should be buying you a sandwich as you ignore him on your way to lunch.