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Theresa May sets out to disprove Einstein

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In an attempt to disprove Einstein’s definition of insanity the Prime Minister will ask parliament to vote on an identical Brexit Deal while expecting an entirely different result. 

A quote widely attributed to Albert Einstein states "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results". 

The Prime Minister, apparently not a fan of Einstein, will return to Parliament today for a vote on the EU Withdrawal Bill that MPs have twice rejected, in the hope of a substantially different result. 

Asked whether her actions, had now, just a hint of insanity about them, May responded: 

"Not at all. Wibble. We will continue to vote on this bill without modification until parliament passes it. 

“There is nothing insane about asking people to vote on the same thing again and again and again while expecting a different outcome.

“It is perfectly reasonable, wibble, sane and above all constitutional, unless it’s another referendum, now that would be insanity." 

May is currently set to defy another of Einstein’s theories on, March 29th, when the UK exits the EU faster than the speed of light in a vacuum and lands the squarely in a black hole.

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