Outlining plans for the first 100 days of his new administration, Boris Johnson has promised to get Brexit done, cut taxes for hard-working families, and open a new school every day until Easter.
Legendary self-confessed ‘all-out lying bastard’ states even he has reservations about the direction of travel for the UK political scene due to the behaviour of PM Johnson and the Conservative election campaign.
On Tuesday the US President stated he wouldn’t want the NHS even if it was handed to him on a silver platter, but later explained that it was the choice of platter that had soured the controversial deal.
Jacob Rees-Mogg is said to be shaken but expected to make a full recovery after being found trapped below stairs at his 17th century country house.
Arsenal's US owner in chief, Stan Kronke is thought to be using Black Friday as an opportunity to snap up a managerial bargain.
Boris Johnson’s absence from the Channel 4 leaders’ debate on climate change has massively reduced the volume of harmful emissions he would have pumped into the atmosphere, say scientists.
CEOs of America’s biggest healthcare corporations are said to be looking forward to picking up a bargain in the UK’s first NHS Black Friday event.
Scientists working at Cambridge University have managed to isolate the elusive "Black Friday feeling" and say it is a close relative of the feeling of extreme disappointment.
The BBC has revealed plans to screen unseen footage of a Question Time audience laughing at Prime Minister Boris Johnson in a three hour TV special.
Speaking at the launch of the Conservative party’s election manifesto, the prime minister said that under the last Labour government the cost of perpetuating the myth of the Tooth Fairy had risen by at least 4000%.
Donald Trump may have scored a slam-dunk against the impeachment inquiry by revealing that he has never used a telephone.
Following the news that he will step back from his royal duties because of the Jeffery Epstein scandal, the Duke of York says he now wants to focus on his passion for pizza.
Fact-checking agency Factz Checker has hit back at the Tories by changing their official Twitter handle to @IfBorisSaidItThenItsDefinitelyABigFatLie.
Inter-dimensional shape-shifting reptilian overlords the Anunnaki have announced they will not renew their sponsorship of the Duke of York.
A small bottle of sweat believed to have once belonged to Prince Andrew, is to be sold at auctioneers Sotheby’s in London later this week.
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced that his party will provide a device capable of teleporting matter across the universe to every UK home within 10 years, if elected on December 12th.
