Arron Banksy launches online store
Enigmatic con artist Arron Banksy has launched his first online shop which promises shoppers and voters a "disappointing Brexit experience".
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Protestors abandon plan to disrupt train services with leaves
Extinction Rebellion activists say they have had to cancel plans to disrupt the UK rail network due to the exceptionally mild autumn.
MPs face expenses deadline ahead of historic Saturday sitting
MPs have until midnight on Wednesday to register any expenses they expect to incur from working on a Saturday, says the Office of Parliamentary Expenses.
Cameron narrowly misses Booker Prize win
Margaret Atwood and Bernardine Evaristo have been named joint winners of the 2019 Booker Prize despite what judges described as a strong entry by the former prime minister.
President Trump sends thoughts and prayers to Fortnite asteroid victims
US President Donald Trump has vowed to do everything he can to support American victims of the Fortnite asteroid.
A1 sex shops to start selling maps
Sex shops on the A1 London to Edinburgh route will start selling maps to meet the demands of customers who "just popped in to ask for directions."
Amazon to trial Alexa political skill
Amazon’s digital assistant, Alexa, may soon be challenging human politicians as the tech giant rolls out a trial of the Alexa political skill.
Trump accuses Rebekah Vardy of leaking Ukraine call
Twenty four hours after Coleen Rooney accused her of leaking private information to The Sun, Donald Trump says Rebekah Vardy is the Ukraine call whistleblower.
Johnson blames talks collapse on everything but the boogie
Donald Tusk has accused Boris Johnson of engaging in a “stupid blame game” as the PM says he is “full of funky fever” for crashing out of the EU without a deal.
Number 10 turns to witchcraft to break the curse of Brexit
Boris Johnson has abandoned his plan of gradually increasing the number of Irish borders until the EU give him a deal and has turned to the dark arts to get Brexit done by Halloween.
GCSE students tested on trolling and Brexit memes
Pupils taking GCSE Government & Politics at the Earl of Bexley Grammar School in Hatfield will study trolling, creating political memes, and standing on College Green shouting at MPs as part of a radical new curriculum.
Jeremy Corbyn starts digging a ditch
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn says he intends to spend the weekend on his allotment digging a large ditch.
Rory Stewart to roam the country and fight injustice
Conservative MP Rory Stewart will stand down at the next general election to roam the highways and byways of Britain, seeking adventure and fighting injustice.
Government that refused to release WhatsApp messages tells Facebook it must release WhatsApp messages
UK Home Secretary Priti Patel is calling on Facebook to rethink plans to offer end-to-end encryption on messaging platforms like WhatsApp.
“An email will do” Palace tells Boris
Her Majesty the Queen has suggested that the prime minister can request the prorogation of Parliament by email this time.
Larry in hiding as Number 10 runs out of dead cats
Downing Street’s Chief Mouser fears that Boris Johnson is running out of metaphorical dead cats to throw on the Brexit negotiating table and could soon up the ante to the real thing.
