A report examining Russian interference in the UK’s democratic processes speculates that a Russian sleeper agent has infiltrated the heart of the British political establishment.
Troops will be deployed across London on Thursday as the Met Office issue a yellow weather warning of “persistent and prolonged drizzle”.
An unstable cup of peppermint tea has been accused of a “sophisticated and large-scale cyber-attack” on the Labour Party’s IT infrastructure.
After Nigel Farage announced that his Brexit Party would not be standing in constituencies currently held by the Conservatives, disappointed candidates are set to receive a plush unicorn in time for Christmas.
Jo Swinson will join ITV’s head-to-head debate between Jeremy Corbyn and Boris Johnson from the comfort of her own sofa in a live Gogglebox General Election special.
Brits hoping to visit loved ones by train this Christmas will be forced to stay at home, saving hundreds of pounds in rail fares, as unions announce 27 days of strike action in December.
Firefighters have taken time out from heroically saving people from burning buildings to protect the public from over-privileged cockwombles.
Downing Street has denied claims that Vladimir Putin requested the suppression of a report on alleged Russian interference in UK democracy until after the 2019 general election.
McDonald’s has fired its chief executive after he admitted to a relationship with a fellow employee.
Burger King shares reached a record high today as speculators bet on record milkshake sales in the run up to the general election.
A chocolate teapot has signalled its intention to become the next Prime Minister, adding to the list of useless objects that will be begging the country for the keys to 10 Downing Street this December.
As Brexit predictably slips from Halloween to Christmas, UK chocolatiers say they are ready to cash in on an Easter EU exit.
The British public has responded to news of a Christmas general election with weary despair.
A second referendum would give voters the option of leaving the EU or eating delicious little sausages wrapped in beautiful British bacon, it has been revealed.
The reclusive billionaire owners of the Daily Telegraph and the Conservative Party are to put both up for sale.
Boris Johnson, age 55, as written to Santa Claus to ask for a general election and a new bike for Christmas.
