Could Sky buy exclusive rights to Parliament?
Sky could be considering bidding for the exclusive rights to broadcast live and recorded coverage from the House of Commons and House of Lords, predict industry insiders.
The Post Truth Post
Saying something is the “worst-case scenario” doesn’t make it any less damaging when it happens, it has emerged
Experts say that telling yourself that something is “just the worst-case scenario” does not reduce the potential harm you face if or when that situation develops.
Government slams its own plan as Project Fear on steroids
The government has dismissed its own no-deal Brexit contingency planning document as Project Fear on steroids.
Labour will campaign for a Schrödinger’s Brexit
The Labour Party will campaign to simultaneously leave the EU while staying in it, overturn the Brexit referendum while enacting the will of the people, and hold a second referendum before or after a general election, which they may or may not decide to support.
Grayling awarded Order of the Wooden Spoon
Theresa May has awarded Chris Grayling the Order of the Wooden Spoon in her resignation honours list.
People not on May’s honours list outraged about the people that are on May’s honours list
Politicians, journalists, and low contributing Tory donors are outraged to have not been included on Theresa May’s resignation honours list.
Johnson: The dog ate my homework
The prime minister has informed parliament that he will not be able to produce the government’s no-deal Brexit contingency plan, known as Operation Yellowhammer, because Dilyn, his dog, ate the report.
Man who “tested law to the limit” sentenced to ten years
A man who “tested the law to the limit” has been sentenced to a minimum of ten years in prison.
Blues endure worst start to a parliamentary season in history
Newly promoted captain of the Conservative Cabinet Boris Johnson has endured a horrendous start to the new league campaign.
Jacob Rees-Mogg challenges Dr David Nicholl to a duel
The Leader of the House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has challenged a doctor who expressed concerns over government medical plans for a no-deal Brexit to a fight to the death.
Johnson to call Corbyn names until he accepts a general election
The Prime Minister will keep calling the Leader of Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition rude names until he gets his general election, confirm sources.
M6 gin crash: Stranded women assist emergency services with clean up
Twelve young women from London have been commended for assisting Cheshire Police with a 32,000 litre gin spill which closed the M6 yesterday.
Boris Johnson’s puppy appointed Speaker of the House
Boris Johnson’s new rescue puppy, Dilyn, will take over from John Bercow when Parliament resumes for a critical Brexit debate today.
Anna Soubry books a table for twenty-six at Nando’s
Change UK leader Anna Soubry has booked a table for twenty-six at a local Nando’s as Boris Johnson threatens to remove the whip from Tory rebels.
Larry devastated as a second overly enthusiastic little puppy moves into Downing Street
Human puppy Boris Johnson as adopted Dilyn, a rescue puppy from south Wales, and Larry the cat says he is not happy about it.
Fresh fears for dwindling Conservative parliamentary herd as Johnson threatens cull
Environmental groups have raised fresh warnings that Conservative MPs in the wild could soon become all but extinct in most parts of the UK as Boris Johnson proposes a cull.
