The Labour leader has been dumped by seven long term MPs who stated that they would rather be single than continue in a relationship with the Dangerous Hero. 

The mass dumping follows what is being called the “Valentine’s Day faux pas” by sources close to Corbyn, who is alleged to have forgotten to send Valentine’s Day cards to some of his MPs this year. 

At a press conference held by the seven defectors, Luciana Berger told reporters, “Valentine’s Day was the end of the line for me, the final straw”.

“For a while now, Jeremy hasn’t been representing me or my values. It was all about him, his career, his ideology, his allotment. 

“He pays little or no attention to me or my constituents and to top it all he forgot Valentine’s Day.” she sobbed. 

Berger continued, “I will be seeking full custody of my constituents, that’s for sure.”

Chuka Umunna, also thought to be one Valentine’s Day card short this year, told the press pack:

“Being single in parliament is quite a tough, especially in this day and age. 

“Sure people have tried it but no one takes you seriously, just look at poor Douglas Carswell, regardless, I’d rather be single than part of a union with Corbyn.”

Umunna updated his Facebook status to single shortly after the press conference and is clearly serious about the split as his Tinder profile now reads, “Recently single, seeking centre leftist for long term relationship, no Marxists, and no dick pics.”