Today former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will tell the country that just because the majority voted to leave the EU doesn’t mean the UK should leave the EU and urge Theresa May to ignore the result of last year’s referendum.
“Look, it’s a lot like that time when you all marched through the streets of London imploring me not to invade Iraq” Mr Blair will say.
“Did I listen? No I did not and if I was Prime Minister now I wouldn’t listen again, unless I happened to agree with you in which case I’d suggest you rise up in defense of my beliefs”
“Look I’ve even prepared this dossier of well researched facts about why we should be going in to Europe, I mean, staying in Europe”
“Full EU membership means a strong pound. It means free movement. Both of these are vital to the many British people who make a living through highly paid speaking engagements in the cities of Europe”
In a further throwback to the early noughties, Donald Trump held a press conference on his golf course in which he announced his intent to rename Washington Trumpton ending his statement with
“Now watch this drive, it’s the best”